How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
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