Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Just puked most of my soul out..
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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