i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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