chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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