Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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