have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Dick very happy bro
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