I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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