dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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