Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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