I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
