I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
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I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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