we have officially lost it.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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