Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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