it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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