Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
high people should be assigned attendants
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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