Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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