so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I believe in your delicious
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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