we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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