Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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