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Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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