Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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