But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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