I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I'm at about main and main street
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Randomize
