we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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