yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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