we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Randomize
