He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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