I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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