Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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