I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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