I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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