What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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