Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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