I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
You coming home soon, man?
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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