she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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