is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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