haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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