The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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