why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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