I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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