Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
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