it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Houston, we have a blender
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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