I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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