Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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