he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
he was CRYING into my vagina
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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