their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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