..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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