I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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