Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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