Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i think i have herpe
just one?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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