new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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