Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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