I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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