Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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