Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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